we're blogging at a bar
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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