God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
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