Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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