Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
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