Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
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As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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