Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
