So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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