I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
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