Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
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