Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
just got out of a noise viloation because the cop recognized my roomate as his favorite chipotle burrito roller. just another reason I love ritos
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
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