Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
It's rum buckets o'clock
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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