chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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