Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
I have fence marks all over my body
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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