what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
I won't apologize to a one balled man
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
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