I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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