My dog fell asleep in his puke last night. He's only 5 weeks old and has more in common with my friends than I do.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
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