Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
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