I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
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