Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
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