I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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