There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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