My hair reeks of homosexuality.
Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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