I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
he was CRYING into my vagina
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
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