i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
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