I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
Randomize
