What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
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