I've blown a few things in my day
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
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