Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
high people should be assigned attendants
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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