The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
Mass text: dear whatever jerk off who thinks they stole drugs from me. It was birth control. Go fuck yourself. And pray that I don't get pregnant.
Who puts their birth control in a bottle with a smiley face?!
Oh fuck wait
that may or may not have been my penis.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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