i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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