You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
my grandmother thought she vaccuumed up a quarter so she made me open the bag, dump it out on her front lawn, and dig through it. no quarter.
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
It's blow job season.
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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