I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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