i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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