If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
I wish you could order shots online.
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
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