Do you still have your period?
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
Randomize
