Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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