Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
you're like the Neil Armstrong of terrible hookups, you are a pioneer
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
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