Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
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Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
I did not marry a roomba.
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