you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
I deserve this hangover.
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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