It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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