smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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