omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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