I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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