I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
I'm gonna fight the coyote
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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