im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
Panties = found
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
Randomize
