too bad you live with your parents still
Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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