VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
I walk into the pharmacy and I'm like "I need three morning after pills" and the guy was like "uhhhh". All I said was "we didn't plan it, we all just got laid the same night"
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