I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
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