I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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