Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
The ass gains better be worth it
Randomize
