we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
I need to do something profound in the next three and a half years so that when my kids ask what I did in my twenties I have something to say other than "made bad decisions"
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
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