I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
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