everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
Alive.
So much puke
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
My plan to hit on all your friends went to shit after the 3rd dirty martini.
Randomize