Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
Im sober enough to understand what people are saying but drunk enough to understand its hilarious
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