: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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