i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
The air was thick with penises
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
Randomize
