The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
I totally just used John Mayer's lyrics to get laid.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
Randomize
