so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
Randomize