I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Randomize
