There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
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