i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
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