Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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